I think you should take away human crotches. Because they itch and it would be extremely useful if we didn't have to put up with them. And also, they smell bad and they're ugly. I mean, they're totally useless anyway. There's more than enough humans to last until the world comes to an end. Nothing bad would happen if we all died of urinary infections. We don't need crotches anymore.
Thank you. Or Amen or whatever.
Your friend, H