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Shocking Revelations! [26 Oct 2003|12:18am]

knowlto
[ mood | aggravated ]

My roommate is suddenly a complete crotchmeat! He spent hours today downloading pornography. The first time I looked at his screen when he went to the bathroom and he was looking at torture fetish image galleries. Next time, later, he was downloading a video with the title "Man with 11 year old."

Disgusting! Why did he decide to be such a wanker?

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[14 Oct 2003|02:11pm]

knowlto
[ mood | contemplative ]

There is a hentai called Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend where aliens tell this guy to cut off his crotchmeat, so that he can replace it with a giant monster crotchmeat. After doing so, he turns into a monster himself. Does that mean that the bigger the crotchmeat, the more evil someone is?

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[11 Oct 2003|03:05am]

tensai_nezumi
[ mood | scared ]

Bothersome region
Contains privates and weird smells
Crotches are spooky.

...

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I think I need to go to bed. [10 Oct 2003|06:06am]

theh
Dear Mr. God,

I think you should take away human crotches. Because they itch and it would be extremely useful if we didn't have to put up with them. And also, they smell bad and they're ugly. I mean, they're totally useless anyway. There's more than enough humans to last until the world comes to an end. Nothing bad would happen if we all died of urinary infections. We don't need crotches anymore.

Thank you. Or Amen or whatever.
Your friend, H
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PSA [31 Aug 2003|07:18pm]

tensai_nezumi
[ mood | thoughtful ]

I hear that if you punch yourself in the crotch hard enough, your crotch will fall off and run away.

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Nomination [31 Aug 2003|01:47pm]

bigdeadturky
[ mood | shitty ]

I nominate Nick Rhodes of Duran Duran to be No Crotchmeats' first example of crotchmeats in the entertainment industy!

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[31 Aug 2003|01:11pm]

theh
The name of this community makes me wanna throw up and die, but it's for a good cause.
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[31 Aug 2003|05:52am]

bigdeadturky
[ mood | bouncy ]

I am so excited for my crotchmeats to evolve away before my very eyes and only then can I reach cartoon-character perfection. I hear that taking baths with dish soap is a good way to speed up the process.

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[31 Aug 2003|04:24am]

tensai_nezumi
[ mood | nauseated ]

I tried hiding my crotchmeats under a pile of heavy books once, but it didn't work out as well as I'd hoped.

Crotches are spooky!

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[31 Aug 2003|04:15am]

tensai_nezumi
The time has come to declare WAR on all CROTCHES!
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